Micro Woadie.

"Do you think that your 16 year old daughter hasn’t masturbated already? Like, do you really think there’s anything in that scene that this chick hasn’t already tried when the lights go out at night, or in the bathroom, or in the tub, or with the shower head or something like that? I’m telling you, man, I’m not teaching this broad anything new. If I were to create a rating system, I wouldn’t even put murder right at the top of the chief offenses. I would put rape right at the top, and assault against women. Because it’s so insanely overused and insulting how much it’s overused in movies as a plot device, a woman in peril. That, to me, is offensive, yet that shit skates."

Kevin Smith (director) on the ridiculousness of movies about sex receiving NC-17 ratings while extremely violent movies get by with R ratings. (via kevinnj)
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dobochan:

dj roomba is literally the greatest thing thats ever happened to me

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Reblogged from ruinedchildhood, Posted by juilan.
juilan:


I watch porn for the storyline

juilan:

I watch porn for the storyline

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catbountry:

Get over here. <3

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im-a-walking-paradox:

the ULTIMATE comeback and im not playing

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youcanfuckingbiteme:

Playing a Bethesda game like

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vkitten:

incredible

vkitten:

incredible

Reblogged from ruinedchildhood, Posted by ceasepool.
thisshitfunny:

ceasepool:

damn that boy can cook

let that boy cook

thisshitfunny:

ceasepool:

damn that boy can cook

let that boy cook

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